Shoutout to those semi-distant relatives who DONT friend you on Facebook

mangopuffs:

Came home to this. What a loser.

mangopuffs:

Came home to this. What a loser.

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Belle + Costumes

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asker

Anonymous asked: wow yes pls make fun of people who are fighting for you to be able to walk to your car at night without being attacked or just able to walk down the street without being harassed thats cool. no ones asking you to be a feminist or to not carry something to protect yourself if you want but you could like not attack people who want you to be able to live your life without looking over your shoulder constantly regardless of how you feel about them. just a thought yo

fairytalesanddragons:

First off, I appreciate that you are allowing me to be entitled to my own opinion- so long as I don’t ever mention it’s my opinion anywhere at any time (since apparently that’s 
“attacking” the good feminists)
Secondly, I’m not attacking anyone, and posting things on my personal blog is particularly non-aggressive. 
And thirdly, I don’t think the type of feminism I show disregard for on my blog will ever make it any safer for me to walk to my car, at dark, or participate any other activity where I could be kidnapped/raped/harassed. Feminists are doing nothing but sitting around saying hate speech and giving innocent men a bad rap. 

Also please know this is said from a place of respect and non anger/aggression, I know you weren’t being all snooty with me and I really don’t mean to sound that way either, I’m just trying to concise and to the point in what I have to say

asker

Anonymous asked: wow yes pls make fun of people who are fighting for you to be able to walk to your car at night without being attacked or just able to walk down the street without being harassed thats cool. no ones asking you to be a feminist or to not carry something to protect yourself if you want but you could like not attack people who want you to be able to live your life without looking over your shoulder constantly regardless of how you feel about them. just a thought yo

First off, I appreciate that you are allowing me to be entitled to my own opinion- so long as I don’t ever mention it’s my opinion anywhere at any time (since apparently that’s 
“attacking” the good feminists)
Secondly, I’m not attacking anyone, and posting things on my personal blog is particularly non-aggressive. 
And thirdly, I don’t think the type of feminism I show disregard for on my blog will ever make it any safer for me to walk to my car, at dark, or participate any other activity where I could be kidnapped/raped/harassed. Feminists are doing nothing but sitting around saying hate speech and giving innocent men a bad rap. 

tatehorror:

*rebels cautiously*

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patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

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and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

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